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Being going through a lot of internship interviews lately. As you know, one of the jobs of an interviewer is to sell the position to you. He'll need to beat the likes of Google and Microsoft to get the top candidates. Here are some of the put-down pitches they've used aiming at taking a jab at MS and Google:

If you like going around on scooters, go work for MS.
Google won't make you rich, but [finance] will.
We won't ask you to write UIs for MS word all day.

Feel free to contribute. I find some of them pretty funny in general. Especially when I was pitched the first line above, I smiled a little but he kept a straight face, which was funny as hell.
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